Leprechauns
We all know about Leprechauns those adorable little irish fellows in green who guard the pots of gold at the end of rainbows , or are they?
I have no idea how this conversation started, I would like too it would help explain a lot. Enjoy!
Mum: Katie Leprechauns are evil bastards and god they can drink You should never try to drink a Leprechaun under a table. You'd think with their diminutive size they'd get pissed easily, but you are so wrong!
Me: Are you sure you didn't just see the Leprechauns after you had drunk yourself under the table?
Mum: It was telling me to drink,why else would I get drunk. They are randy bastards as well. You have to be careful. You look away and the next second they are humping your leg like a dog. Pot of gold my ass.
Me: Why am I not fucked up.
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